hi, huge survivor nerd here. let me offer some context.

sorry. i’m typically a speedrun hater, but i wanted to try this one for some reason...and i just cannot watch mario being played with a mouse and keyboard.  

i said “please.”

also, he fine as FUCK

it hardly rains in seattle in the summer. seattle summers are some of the most gorgeous anywhere in the world.

i parallel parked my car today! it’s a mustang. i should get a goddamn medal.

please die in a fire.

this is my favorite thing on kotaku right now, and i like neither the sims nor any of these celebrities.

i play competitive smash. my friends went nuts for pokken on release day.

in retrospect, it was always going to be a 6-week fad. the loss of widespread interest had little to do with the number of pokemon you could catch or the trackers or whatever. it was freakishly popular in a mainstream way for a fleeting moment, and when that moment was gone all but the most hardcore fans/gamers were…

no. these days, in this political climate, with the terrifying reality of ACTUAL white supremacists having a terrifyingly large level of influence on the course of world events, context doesn’t fucking matter. i didn’t feel bad for this man-child when he got thrown out of his apartment (or threatened with it, i…

back in the day when i lived in baltimore i went to orioles fanfest once (along with tens of o’s fans, which was a strong showing for how bad that team was in the mid-2000's) and they had a giant bin full of used spring training/BP jerseys. $15 each, any one you want. i grabbed one of ponson’s. i weighed 190 then,…

honest question—how many people, if i turned on a TV with a game running, would be able to correctly, instantly identify whether it’s 720p, 900p, 1080p or some other p? i watch a LOT of tv, and i have played a LOT of games at a lot of different resolutions—and i would never be able to do that.

when the simple, reasonable, eminently fair question of “how come you didn’t pressure the QB as much as you wanted to” leads to a threat level midnight meltdown, the problem is not with the question or the questioner.

i think you meant “scrappy”, but yes

another day, another dumbass pokemon mod/fanfic/whatever that was doomed before it ever got started. morons.

your premise is correct—but the problem is some “leakers” aren’t leaking anything. they’re making shit up. and you don’t really know what’s real and what’s bullshit until nintendo shows its hand.

it’s pretty fucked up that the intelligence community feels it NEEDS to do that.

marry me.

of all the awful things about 2016, “what color is ____” might be the most awful.