Both Simms and Nantz consistently lull me to sleep in the late afternoon game. Gus is so much more exciting to listen to - the college commentators in general seem better to me.

Well, in all fairness, how else would you except your trophy for biggest douche?

How many thinkpieces would there be if, say, Jameis Winston took a trophy that way?

I’m not sure what this means, but somehow instinctively I know this is accurate.

We get a Dick Strong and a Jake Butt post on the same day? I love this country!

Meet me in the back of a McDonalds parking lot. I’ll defend OG Pikachu’s honour, you scoundrel.

You take that back.

What is this? A room for ants?!

K.

k.

No one knew of their love.

Please Lord, may my dances enrage my enemies. Amen.

What’s that? A reason to post this? Okay then.

“Your face is my case”

Are you telling me you’ve never observed aggressive behavior in females before?
Ever been to a shoe sale?

BREAKING: COMBAT SPORTS ATTRACT AGGRESSIVE INDIVIDUALS

I don’t hear Rodgers defending Norwegians when fans chant “VIKINGS SUCK”!

very true, 10 year old me would just be amazed a Warcraft movie is even coming out.

How are the Kardashians not boring? They just sit around and almost have conversations.

I know marketing and monetary concerns its not feasible, but this movie would look so much better if it were entirely CG instead of the weird Avatar-ish mix we’re getting now. Some of the stuff in the trailer just looked jarring to me.