Al Horford added that his team “wouldn’t do anything like that,”

Yeah, but the murder suspect found Jesus.
Tunsil didn’t have the time to ask for the Lord’s forgiveness.

I know it’s dumb, but the Ravens have suffered a lot of bad press (rightfully so) for lots of things in the last half decade. Maybe they’re trying to clean it up and avoid the circus.

Can I just say how refreshing it is to have someone say “My account was hacked” and have it be the truth instead of a desperate attempt to undo a stupid post?

That’s not even the most egregious thing about this...the Ravens were perfectly fine making a double murder suspect a team captain for more than a decade...but WEED?!?!?! No fucking way.

Mouthing “bang” while looking unimpressed is also how my son was conceived

He’s Pooty Poot’s best bud, that’s how.

Yea, I know they are very respected, but it still doesn't seem like a gig that would pay you enough to require fancy off-shore accounting. I could be wrong, though.

“Don’t you know that string instruments being friends with Vladimir Putin are how you make the big rubles?”

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

And yet, Teddy Boy thought the book affirmed his point in a “wisdom from the mouths of babes” kind of way. What a buffoon.

I just cant get over the guys the republicans have been rolling out the last 2 elections. Its remarkable these are the best they can come up with. Ted Cruz? Mitt Romney? Holy shit thats bad

Yeah Cruz is a true believer. Trump doesn’t really believe in anything but his own ego.

And also, the government is not a business and should not be run as such. Consider the implications of the “savings” generated by using a different water source for Flint, Michigan...

This is an excellent point. Trump says some ridiculously stupid things, and there is a smack of fascism in some of that stuff, but the guy overall is relatively moderate. Cruz is a fucking nut job. All I needed to see the other day was Trump to admit that he wouldn’t let sick people die in the streets without medical…

I agree although I would never vote for Trump over any democrat

I’d take Trump over Cruz any day of the week.

This was arguably one of his best episodes he’s done, and it’s a shame to say that because spending this much time on an asshole like Drumpf is akin to putting your hand in a meat slicer.

I am a 63 year old man and I have puked exactly one time in my life. When I was 6 or 7 my teacher made me eat lima beans. Spontaneous upchuck.

Well since you already have to throw it up over noodles to make it properly....