Something left out of this story is that the law also requires transvaginal ultrasounds, which are unnecessary and in this context basically state-sanctioned sexual assault. Many physicians refuse to perform them as well as pelvic exams.

We really need a federal law that gets rid of all this nonsense and allows…

i think they’re referring to the external on-the-belly ultrasounds here, and as far as i know those don’t involve penetration.

THIS

If anyone deserves to be deported it’s him, not 250 people trying to go to college.

George Zimmerman will continue to try to monetize his murder of Trayvon Martin until he is dead.

i cant wait for the day when i read his name is followed by “was grisly murdered during a fight he started”

So many false starts with this show. I’m glad to see it is finally happening. That Fox pilot from 10? years ago was pretty good. I don’t know why it wasn’t picked up then. I started reading this just after I stopped buying individual comics and the wait between trades was agonizing.

Boris is just Trump with a posh accent. He has no friends, not even the upper-class twits he tries to pal around with, like Rees-Mogg. If he’s pretending to be someone’s friend, it only means they have something he wants. 

To hell with politics. America has a problem with oatmeal and raisin cookies, and it needs to stop, because they are amazing.

100% of your Kinja accounts are fucking stupid.

Hey, everybody:

She’s actually not that bad. Some of her Inside Amy Schumer sketches are good. Idk why men on the internet have such a hate boner for her. I honesty find her funnier than Chappell and his new “trans people suck, AMI” bit.

We are going to see this bastard in November, and send his ass packing back to Trump Tower before SDNY indicts Private Citizen Trump, Russians and the Republican Party be damned.

Sigh. Another random nosy ass out the pocket, walking dysfunction, loud and wrong in her racist fuckery. Black people need and deserve on-demand 1000 mg doses of Fukitol, Damitol and Excedrin for Racial Tension Headaches.

I mean, if Elton John gave me a nickname I’d run to the court house with it and have it legally changed to that name.

Gayle King can go fuck herself, IMO. She is currently running puff pieces for the Zuckerbergs over on CBSnews.com. It's to soften their image as they face blowback for supporting Trump and his cronies.

Swiss Miss is the original packaged hot cocoa mix, invented for airline use in the ‘50s by Charles Sanna, who included powdered milk to make it work. It is thanks to that notion that we have packaged hot cocoa, and thanks to this article I just made a cup of Swiss Miss with water - still delicious, still burns my…

I had a 95 in 2010. It cost me 1000 dollars. It was a decent commuter and got good gas mileage during a 50 mile round trip. It was reliable and never left me stranded. It wasn’t that bad. Of course there's no way I'd pay 8500 for this one though.

I’ve always been a fan of Whatever’s On Sale Cocoa.

I knew someone (passingly) in university, whose family was quite wealthy and very, very into Christmas. Their huge, beautiful house had a living room with a big vaulted ceiling, and they would get a massive tree (about 15 feet, as I recall) to go in it.