I usually don't go all sinners at the hands of an angry god, but sometimes it's the only thing that will keep me from killing everyone, but I've just been reminding myself that there is a hell, both this guy and the judge are going there, and they will burn and suffer for all eternity. This is why I'm not an atheist,…

Saying that someone had a clean record before this crime is a really good argument for mitigation when someone gets caught with a joint, or walks out of a store without paying for one of the items in his shopping bag. This 49 year old only had a traffic violation on his record, so why ruin his life for the simple…

Boy.

It's really a shame how disastrous these rapes can be for the rapists. Rambold, the Steubenville guys, the Michigan football player — it practically ruins their lives.

Maybe it would be better if they didn't, you know, rape people.

I think a good plan is to aim for using one of these phrases a day until the list is complete. I already decided to use "sapphic issues" in a sentence once a day after hearing someone use that in serious conversation.

I used to love James Franco... then I learned about his little brother, Dave Franco.

I had the misfortune to read Actors Anonymous already. This guy is an epically untalented asshole. I do not even understand what is happening in culture right now that we accept these terrible people as artists to be taken seriously, and not grifter douchbags.

how about #adiosbitchachos ?!!? that's gold.

OMG OMG OMG. Too cute.

Regardless of this woman's mental faculties, I'm not sure how this place gets away with calling itself family friendly. Those signs aren't, really, and cock rings are sex toys, no more no less. So, which aspect of that seems appropriate for children? I don't have any real issues with nudism, but that sort of…

I'm with you. You can't simultaneously argue that that the colony doesn't allow "sexualized" nudity and that many of the residents regularly walk around adorned with sex toys. It doesn't work that way.

It really pains me to say this, but *Nsync's performance really demonstrated why JT was the one to make it big. :(

I might just be cynical but somehow I feel that Lena's tweet was just to remind us all that she lives in Brooklyn and is cooler than those MTV poseurs

"foam finger bang", well said

The pit bull I don't have a problem with. The other two look sketchy.

It really is no great mystery. Movies based on books with massive fan bases like Twilight and The Hunger Games do well financially and would even if they were total pieces of crap (which a lot of folks think the Twilight series is, admittedly). If the book series is at a lower level of success, than you had better…

She has such a "stupid" face. It is the best.

My rescue pit bull mix, Angel, is a certified therapy dog. I take her to nursing homes and rehabilitation centers, where she helps people with memory, socialization, dexterity, sensory integration, and a number of medical treatments. Pit bulls are a very intuitive breed, I've found. They are very focused on people and…

They always look slightly ashamed when I catch them snuggling.

They both look like they did something wrong and are trying to be cute to cover it up!

Here's my contribution to the "pit bulls are good dogs" argument.