The fact that Kathy Lee and Hoda (and I know it's most likely a lackey) share an account is sooo cute. In my head, they've made a blanket fort to protect their wine from the ladies of the View, Talk, Chat, Vomit or whatever and tweet together.

So basically Aziz Ansari likes to write fanfic in which Tom is a Mary Sue.

I was wondering that, too.

I'm quite interested to know the results as compared to performance on SATs. Anecdotal, of course, but I did much, much better percentile-wise on the ACT than on the SAT. Basically, is the SAT even more bullshit than the ACT?

I love Jax but Opie has my heart forever

Can I just say how much I love that Kate Middleton wears $75 dresses? I'm well aware that her wedding gown probably cost more than I'll make in my entire lifetime, but the fact that she's routinely wearing things I can afford (unlike the Kardashians, who flaunt their $40K Hermes Birkins) makes me love her a whole lot.

Simon Cowell is definite proof money can't buy you class.

No Charlie!!! I love Charlie Hunnam so much, especially on Sons of Anarchy, but I will not see him in 50 Shades. Ugh, just no.

I ACTUALLY HAVE ONE. IT IS A PEA IN THE POD PETITE MATERNITY DRESS AND NO ONE CAN TELL.

Saith the bitch with fifteen different turtleneck minidresses in jewel tones.

"Wouldn't it be cool if we lived in a world where people took care of a their fellow humans in compromised states..."

Are the best fucking people on the planet. I've lived in France and I've lived in Quebec and I'd hands down rather live in Quebec than in France. Quebec isn't nirvana or anything and it has a ton of issues I'm too lazy to get into, and their language is damn near unintelligible but I don't care, Quebec wins over…

Relevant:

I ditched mine (consignment shop) after listening to those people for a couple of years. I don't really understand the keeping of the dress. I finally got tired of storing it & moving house with it. It's not a holy relic, people - it's a damn dress.

I am inspired by this act of benevolence and charity!

So who needs to borrow something? Name it. If I have it, it's yours!

(I have three pens, some paper, and a half-used bottle of Purell ready to move!)

She's also pretty much copied every look Grace Jones ever did, but it's ok because ArT.

This makeup is a bit reminiscent of Zaz, a singer who did this for her album Recto Reverso, out LAST May.

YOU TOOK WHAT I WANTED TO SAY.

This gif sums up many many feelings. Thank you.