Echoing silence my ass. Alan Rickman is the only man old enough to be my grandfather (hell he's almost old enough to be my great grandfather if a string of teenage pregnancies were involved) that I would totally bone.

I understand your ambivalence concerning our yogurt overlords. I have eaten it all my life but I'm still not sure if I truly like it. I can go weeks/months without eating any (even though there is always some in the fridge) then I'll eat it everyday for weeks. It's like I'm compelled to eat it but it doesn't…

"I’ve been on dates where I’ve said that I don’t drink anymore and guys look at me like I just told them I had no vagina."

I have never wanted to get high with someone else's grandma as badly as I do this very moment.

My grandma dated Willie Nelson. She ended it because apparently he was "too uptight."

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE. I actually gasped when I saw who wrote this article, as I LOVE Jenna's contributions to Jezebel. I read most of this article with sadness.

Ben Stiller is such a fucking asshole. If you've ever had to work with him, you will never laugh at his "comedy" again. Hot coffee throwing, cellphone smashing baby. Seen it with my own eyes.

#TeamMags

I'm torn about this video. First of all, I think Christeene (Tina Fey, Tina Fey, Tina Fey.) is better at this, and probably more lady-positive. Or maybe not. But definitely a better live experience, no questions asked.

I love this.

I'm kind of enjoying the karma of her making an entire nation that once nicknamed her "Waity Katy" wait and wait for this baby to come.

Well, if a direct order from the Queen doesn't scare that baby out of her, I don't know what will.

AHHHH. You guys, I have this weird obsession with all of the Careers. I think it's a combination of my fascination with both child soldiers and Olympic gymnasts. But, like, the concept of being raised and brainwashed and trained your entire life to willingly go into a deathmatch that you're not even guaranteed to win…

I can't watch the video on my iPhone well, but I read some transcript:

I'm still "sorting out my feelings" from Season 4. While I didn't hate it..I didn't feel that great about it while binge watching and then re-watching.

I'm done. If this was a black guy in the EXACT same circumstances they'd...wait. he'd already be in jail on murder charges. Stand Your Ground given the racialized nature of Florida's politics and police is basically for whites only. Can you imagine any scenario in which a black man could stalk, harass, and shoot in…

Not only were Lea and Cory together for a long time, they were actually engaged and planning to get married in two weeks. My heart breaks for her.

No, Fergie filed legal papers to change her name legally to FERGIE DUHAMEL - does your staff even read the articles they reference here?

Anna was originally charged with a hit, but it was later ruled an error.

I seriously want that dress so much it hurts. AMAZING