It's so tacky.

Yeah, I think that's what is the most shocking for me.

Why the hell does an attorney have a twitter? And one that he actively uses?

I loved you. And now you are dating my best friend.

I think "enrolled in a student" should be "enrolled as a student" #corrections.

My dog will be in my wedding photographs. Yes, I am that person.

Do the Kardashians realize how much more instantly likable they would become if they just did a normal family oriented Christmas card?

I've gotten 40 likes and still not been out of the grey on Jezebel. I am out of the grey on Gawker, however. It seems weird that I am out of the grey on one and not the other.

I'm throwing my first ever party (at 24, super pathetic) and I'm a little nervous. I'm really excited but I'm terrified no one will show up.

Yoga really centered me in a lot of ways. It's absolutely fantastic.

I'm sorry for your troubles.

Exactly. It's all about shock value. You shouldn't blame the school for the fact that an individual decides to not put any vegetables on his or her plate.

Serious question, are the kids actually picking everything they could for these lunches? I have a feeling this might not actually be representative of what the cafeterias are offering.

I am so sorry for your loss.

You sound like a fantastic person :)

So much wtf in that article. Good on the appeals court for slapping down that bullshit.

So much wtf in that article. Good on the appeals court for slapping down that bullshit.

That HAIR! I WANTS IT

Completely random. A woman came into my life skills class to tell us that everyone on Friends was a huge slut and they would probably all have AIDS.

I still can't watch her scenes in Riding in Cars with Boys without getting upset.