Uh.....

Holy fuck. There are just...no words.

And yup, read all the shitty stuff she said. Feel like an idiot.

And I did not know that. Thank you. Holy fuck

I actually really really like Lolo Jones. I know she was somewhat controversial during the last Olympics, but she always struck me as a very sincere individual.

Not a moron, but bear this is mind. And I say this as someone who is at a fantastic law school with a sweet job lined up.

Hunger Games victor post most recent killing.

Can we do that for each other lol?

.......I am never sleeping again. Thank you.

I think you also need to have very involved parents when the children are super young. My mother never noticed my allergies because...well....she didn't pay attention.

Yupppp. This happened to me too. Turns out I am severely allergic to all metal except for gold.

Seriously. My friends are about to take my computer away from me.

Yup. No ouija boards. Ever.

Um....this has officially ruined me as a person. Thank you.

I had a fairly tortured young life. My parents love me and I know they tried their best. Unfortunately I spent most of my time either being physically abused or benignly neglected.

I believe this is the best headline I have ever read.

Why hello giant sucker punch to the ovaries.

Got a dog, said dog cannot stand to be away from me. Hence bathroom door is open all the time now.

Lord have mercy.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.NOOOOOOO.NOOOOOOOOOO