Got a dog, said dog cannot stand to be away from me. Hence bathroom door is open all the time now.

Lord have mercy.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.NOOOOOOO.NOOOOOOOOOO

If I wasn't insanely allergic, I would adopt all the kittens.

It's absolute bullshit.

It's okay. As the most perfectest person on the planet, I grant you my forgiveness.

This actually made me cry. One of my recurring nightmares is that my adopted dog somehow gets lost and I never find her. I would be devastated if I lost her. I cannot imagine this poor man's pain.

Well I now know to add Gap and Old Navy to my boycott list.

...Sharon Needles did your makeup.

Goodness I love that name!

George Tiller was a great man who was killed by a bunch of cowards. His family still deserves - and is waiting for - an apology from these kinds of people.

Can we talk about how if this was on xojane there would be a lot of don't "refusetobeanadultshame me" going on?

I will never forgive them for canceling Ben and Kate. That show was GENIUS

Maybe it's because I'm insanely caffeine deprived today, but damn I kinda like this sentiment. Just not really applied to this situation.

God I cannot stand they Duggars.

The stupid. It hurts.

I am stupidly excited for this movie.

Because if her BAC was .13 IN THE FUCKING MORNING AFTER SHE HAD BEEN DRINKING, she was more than likely passed the fuck out while Matt was having sex with her.

Did you watch the same video? She flat out admits that she was drinking before she left.

Daisy is fucking brave. Good for her.