My evil sociopathic little sister is staying with me for another 15 hours. She is driving me nuts.

You are a fucking monster and a miserable excuse for a human being. You should spend the rest of your life in jail for what you did to that little girl.

Good for you mom. But clearly I'm a monster. My first response to a kid not wanting to eat something I've cooked is to say "Fine" and not make them anything else. I swear to god if my niece ever threw a shit fit like that on Thanksgiving she could sulk in a corner while we ate. NO PIZZA BAGELS FOR YOU.

Adults who don't eat vegetables irritate me to no end.

I never thought Kate Gosselin would be the best parent out of those two. I mean for christ's sakes, she spanked her daughter while photographers were watching.

I've been tutoring a lot of kids lately...and if I hear the word "literally" or "like" one more time someone will die.

......That comment just figuratively exploded my brain.

Well, this is why you shouldn't raise wild animals as pets. It completely fucks them up. I can't imagine how terrified that poor guy is.

I'm happy! I promise. Look at my eyes! I'm smiling because I'm happy! Not because I feel dead inside.

If Huma leaves Weiner, which I think she should because he's an adulterous, insane, arrogant monster, it should be because SHE wants to. Not because she is afraid of the professional consequences.

I'm finalizing my shelter adoption today. It breaks my heart how many animals are still there that I can't take home.

Jesus christ. If she has a low risk pregnancy, she can keep doing what she is doing.

I.am.so.doing.that

It's so crazy. She's only been here for a bit and I am super protective of her. To the point where I would physically protect her if I had to.

My cousin has triplet baby boys and a bernese mountain dog. They ride him like a pony.

....Dude. Did you treat yourself after that?

Children can abuse pets. I think that's something people always forget. Children can be incredible cruel to animals.

She's still having some issues, but I'm so excited to have her :). She's my nap buddy.

Yes, the sad dog diaries of Duchess Lana Kane: How my humans fail to meet my every whim and kill small animals by Anton Chekov.

She's a miniature poodle (we think) with some...Napoleon complex issues.