Questions I always want to ask the individuals who write these laws

As much as I am inclined to believe that their spawn is the antichrist, I have to admit that is one nommmable baby. NOMNOMNOM

I'm smiling because I didn't even have to figure out a porn star name for my debut.

Now that 30 rock is over I'm actually worried that Tracy Morgan may die without supervision.

Wow. Did not realize vaginas looked so different....

I will never not love the slowed-down version of Jolene

I will never forgive the show runners for what they did to Opie's character

I WANT A TURTLENECK MINIDRESS SO BAD.

Best.Title.Ever

This song is totally on my running mix. I am not ashamed.

God, he is so damn affable.

I'M NOT DESPERATE. AT ALL. LOOK AT ME. I HAVE PAINT ON MY FACE. I AM STILL RELEVANT.

Prince Phillip did it.

Well, welcome to the reality of being a working single mother in America.

She.could.get.a.normal.job

I'm glad Kate Gosselin is getting her comeuppance. She deserves that for viciously invading her minor children's privacy for profit for all those years.

Anyone who says otherwise is anti-American.

BJ was a goddamn national treasure.

In my fantasy world, Don't Trust the B, was never canceled. Same with Ben & Kate.

I refuse to accept this fact. Will is not dating anyone. Amy is his one true love.