Ivy is a true class act.

You ever have one of those weeks when you look upon the wreckage of your life and ask, "What the fuck happened?"

I hate this fucking mentality. I grew up as the only white kid on my inner-city block so I was definitely conditioned differently, but it still pisses me off.

I loved the book. This will be totally different but I am still holding out hope it might be okay.

We got one of our cats because two kids were about to throw him into a lake. In front of their father. Who wasn't doing anything.

I still miss Don't Trust the B and Ben and Kate...I'm never going to get over it. They were so funny.

And to you I submit

Buy insanity. It is an absolute lifesaver. You don't need a ton of space and can easily do it in a hotel room.

I used to watch her on All That. What the fuck happened to her?

I never thought I'd see the day when Omarosa was the not the craziest person on the Apprentice.

Lilo,

I wish I was. I was originally going to be PandoraBox but that name was already taken.

Is anyone else like, no shit she told different stories about what happened? She was fucking blacked out.

It's just so stupid. Even if we call a fetus a baby, a baby that is only six weeks through gestation cannot survive outside the womb. Period.

I hate this pseudo science bull shit.

I think they're absolutely wonderful. It's just everyone else seems to be just...coasting. It makes for a rather lackluster season.

Word

I am really hoping that his statement "for people who have no self of steam" is a joke.

Congrats Fellow Jezzies. You have made me see the light. I completely renounce my Catholicism. All it took was some mild internet abuse and I get it. I'm totally over the Catholic thing now.

People need to understand that feminism involves choice. I am allowed to make a choice to be religious and people should respect that. (FTR, I am insanely fucking liberal so being made out to be a Neo-Nazi is pissing me off)