Like a shot per drink.

Any specific instructions?

So after getting totally hammered on 2 screwdrivers, I need advice. How to I get better at drinking? I'm a law student. This is important.

Pit Bulls were called nanny dogs in Europe because they were so protective and gentle toward children. Jus saying

I seriously want that dress so much it hurts. AMAZING

She just looked at me and walked away. She's married and has kids now.

So not that anything I say means jack but the second writer has a point. It's hard to justify sleeping with married men because the potential for things to go so BADLY.

I feel like the word "bullying" is being overused. Honestly, I feel like if we should use words like harassment and assault.

Are you fraking serious school district?

My love for Carrie Fischer still stands and will never fade.

Well, here's to hoping that the fact this has now been publicized means the school will back the fuck off. Otherwise, there is an expensive lawsuit to be had.

Legitimate question. He knows I care a lot about him. But I think the closest I've ever gotten to actually saying it was when I drunkenly confessed to him at a bar that I was afraid if he got a girlfriend he wouldn't want to hang out with me anymore.

I really want to tattoo "Love big, regardless of the shape" on my ribs. Thanks so much

Thanks. I really mean it when I say I love him. I guess this is a test. If I really do care, I should want for him to be happy with whoever he wants to be with. Even if it isn't me.

Dear best guy friend,

So what kind of fucking editor allowed this to happen?

Great....more female children for Kris Kardashian to exploit