Hell hath no fury like a gamer whose waifu has been scorned.

Hey Patricia, great article! I agree with you on the - oh, wait. You’re not Patricia. Dan, you’re stealing her headlines!

I, too, am invested in the honour of gigantic consumer electronics corporations

Might I suggest a more...premium distilled beverage? 

See ya

I jest of course.

One wonders how Blizzard could make the buff any more obvious. Maybe by having Lucio be more of a punk, and possibly have Tracer do ballet.

“The resulting sewnami is a thing of devastation”

WestWood had the best.

Can they be changed to Apache Attack Helicopters? If not then I’m not represented and am 110% triggered.

I am.

what’s an add

Touching your dick while you dry hump your anime pillow doesnt count as getting laid, nerd.

shut up, weeb. no it hasn’t.

I shudder to think of the girls you sleep with because of your ‘knowledge of anime.’ No offense.

You’re so cute with your hipster outrage!

Star Wars have been commercial long before 2005. Try 1977.

The TIE Fighters flying in the sunset is such an awesome looking scene. I’m so excited for the new movie, I bought a LEGO Poe X-Wing and First Order TIE Fighter.