You sound fun.

Yeah I know but since "internet writer" has become less of a pejorative of late I needed to spice it up a bit for more clicks on the star.

"A single mother discovers one simple trick to an easier life, but soon learns why 'They' had been trying to keep it secret for so long."

Spoiler:

Not raiding at all is one of the best ways to enjoy a MMO. No drama, no douches, no bullshit.

i won't take back what i said, even if some asshole starts berating me for not double cheking my spelling of a language that isn't my primary one.

Oh Gabe, this was your best opportunity to drop the HL3 bomb. "Well, we have Half Life 3." Drop the mic, then disappear and announce six months later that the game has been delayed with no firm release date on the horizon.

This GIF pairs well with Superstition by Stevie Wonder.

I have too many games I just don't have the time to play but bought. I figure though - if I spend 5 dollars on a game and put in about 2 hours on it; I got my money's worth of entertainment.

Just sayin'.

But still, they are the sort of improvements a child thinks of.

Ah, but I didn't "predict" that it would happen. In fact, I didn't think it would. It seemed that far out there that I never thought I'd see it.

Is it really EA bashing if EA proves over and over again that they release crap products?

outstanding column Pat you almost broke into 4 sentences!?

put an orange beanie on top and it'll rap about baking cakes.

Oh, Ouya. It's like a train wreck you can't stop looking at.

It's short lived. Sheri Sheppard thinks the earth is 6000 years old, Jenny McCarthy thinks that vaccines cause autism, and Whoopi Golberg said that it wasn't "rape-rape" when Roman Polanski gave a 13-year-old girl champagne and Quaaludes and then sodomized her against her will. These are some of the dumbest fucking…

Gabe just looks like one of your dad's lonely friends...

Gabe knows. Gabe knows all.