"Sometimes the internet goes out. I will not purchase a vacuum cleaner that arbitrarily requires an internet connection."

But how does it help?

So aside from the super high-def ultra radeon 60fps 360quickscope turbografix... Are there any actual improvements in this game over older installments?

I just alt-tabbed out of that to check facebook and what not, funny enough.

What do you expect as a response to this? This is longer than the actual article

We don't joke about stuff like that Geo. It's srsbznz

Shit, someone call 911! WE NEED A WAAAAHHHMBULANCE

Time. Stalkers.

Oh god... Longchu's back...

Maybe it's just me but, does anyone else just want Bioware to make Jade Empire 2? I'm beyond sick of how they've made three Mass Effect's and two Dragon Age's in the last five years, yet not a single word has been said about making a Jade Empire 2 other than something like an "Oh, maybe."

This is the best thing I've ever read ever. "so suck my tactical dick halo 4" hahaha. troll/10