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OMG he looks FANTASTIC! I must cast him as the singing bartender at "The Anachronistic Timepiece Establishment" in my next steampunk movie!

Give him a neutral middle name he can use if Linus is a problem. Or maybe try to get close to Linus? I've always liked the name "Leonas" a lot.

If you're really uncomfortable about it, maybe give him just a simple promissory note (fancy term for IOU) for it? You can find them online and even in stationery stores. It wouldn't even need interest or a due date. Then you're no longer just taking the money, you're committing yourself to paying it back someday.

Why? Because science.

Probably because people in the audience at the theater, symphony and ballet don't call each other "stupid bitch," at least not to their faces.

Good luck, and I hope everything works out. Take care.

No problem. Agreed, fuck Kinja.

Now you're just repeating yourself.

GTFO now. If she's not going to even talk to you, all she's doing is making you (and the entire family) suffer. You don't even have to make excuses to your parents. Just say that it's better that you leave and let things cool down for a while.

Losing an argument? Change the subject.

"But if you want to rely on lazy generalizations, who am I to stop you?" Actually, you're doing a pretty good job so far. Please, do carry on.

So Kevin Smith can't even make the mildest of jokes on Twitter for fear of setting off his rabid fans? Bullshit. He did exactly the right thing; he just told them to STFU. He shouldn't be restricted to talking about rainbows and unicorns because some of his followers are dickheads.

That was a well-scripted joke, and it wouldn't have mattered if the genders were reversed. Also in "Clerks 2," he has some guy committing various sex acts with a donkey. So what's your point?

Why do people freak out over this drinking thing? Her trainer asks her quit for 30 days (NOT permanently, not even for year, nor six months, nor 90 days; heck, even some months are more than 30 days) as part of a training regimen. How is that any different from, for example, the trainer saying to avoid fatty foods,

"You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work."

If you're otherwise satisfied with and committed to your trainer's personal fitness plan, why not just not drink for 30 days? That is just not a long time at all for a social drinker, and if at the end of 30 days there is no noticeable change because of your abstinence, you can go right back to drinking alcohol. If

Hm, fun out together? Maybe you can tell her on the next telephone call that you're too busy to talk, but would love to hear about it the next time you get together. Rinse and repeat as necessary. If hubbie asks why you're screening the wife of your best friend, tell him. That might end up being a back-door

Please go on, you are simply making my point for me.

If that's the case, try expressing that using words that don't make you sound like a Guido on a New Jersey boardwalk. The other admirers of Vivian Maier here have expressed their appreciation of her work in articulate terms which the reader can understand. For instance, your post could have said something like: "I

Are you trying to make a funny? Being disdainfully too-hip? Or is this old-fashioned shit beneath your consideration?