Apparently that’s what being in the closet your whole life will do to you (or so I have heard from fairly reliable sources).

Me too. Those thighs!

I just tried White Castle last week since I’d never had it either. Let’s just put it this way...Grease is better.

Honestly? Go to your local bra fitter ladies, submit to being manhandled and they will fix you up with the exact right bras for your particular boobs. This is expensive but then you can look up the same style/size on eBay and get brand new replacements for next to nothing. I am a 38FF and I swear by this method. If…

The true originators of ‘blue steel’.

But the thing is, you are assuming that her friends were in much better condition. They could easily also have been stupid drunk and just didn’t go outside. I feel bad for this girl but it’s not her friends’ fault either.

The baker’s dozen is wonderful tradition. I’m not sure if many bakeries do it these days but when I was growing up you’d always get a baker’s dozen and it would be impossible to resist eating the extra immediately.

On the other side, I really don’t think they mean to do harm, as with the analogy I made above, they can’t see how making a sandwich could be so hurtful.

I honestly think that a lot of young men think of sex like being hungry. As in, I’m really hungry and I see you have food over there, could you make me a sandwich? Yes, I know you’re tired and not really in the mood to cook for me but can I please have a sandwich? It’s just two slices of bread with some peanut butter…

You are so right! Next time they can just have the seating cards displayed in my mom’s bathroom on laundry day, circa 1995.

“Seating assignments were hung from ‘sphagnum moss falling from the boughs of a weeping cherry tree.’” I almost spit my afternoon coffee all over my keyboard. Joanna, thank you for this.

Best sex I have ever had (and a super sweet guy too). Also, one time my mom almost walked in on us and I got to see him jump into his clothes, firefighter-style. I am way too old for my parents to be walking in on things, but oh well!

That’s amazing, more fodder for your memoirs. I’m into firefighters (we all have our thing).

That is quite sad. I was thinking of some mob-related connection but serves me right for being so nosy!

Can you please talk about murder for hire dude? Please???

That’s my favorite plot-line as well. I dated a smart, good-looking guy last year but I couldn’t continue because he was the worst kisser I’d had since my late teens. I literally felt assaulted by his tongue and no amount of trying to show him how I like it worked. He thought of himself as ‘dominant’ but really he was…

Ugh, I have experienced that too. Grody.

I think the prey reference is on point. If you happen to find the study, I’d love to see it—thank you.

Enjoy the pirate’s outfit :)

I know he is hoping I wear heels. The question is why? I’m generally very feminine and enjoy girly things, but heels are actually bad for you so I don’t wear them.