When I was in college, I decided to stop shaving my legs and made it an entire semester without doing so. It finally got warm and I wore shorts for the first time. The wind blew, and I could feel it ruffling the hair on my legs—most horrible feeling ever. I went home immediately and shaved it all off. Generally I’m…

Sorry I didn’t realize that you were just trolling, my bad.

Now I know why they wouldn’t let me touch one when I visited the Sydney Zoo.

Errr. Your comment is obviously backed up by years of impartial scientific study that I’m sure you just forgot to include, right?

Don’t worry, you can come sit by me.

I found a couple of beautiful tees this season, but that’s it. Sob.

God, I never thought I would get a tattoo but this one I just might consider. It's a hardscrabble existence but I love how when you are from NJ, you always have that scrappiness in your back pocket.

It really should.

Paramus 4 ever!

Thank you! He is my tall dark and handsome boy.

Here is the eater of the cookies, by the way:

So many! His current favorite are molasses cookies with big starlight peppermints in the middle. Here they are: http://www.doversaddlery.com/peppermint-pad…

Much respect, but you are wrong in every way. Camels spit. If you bond with a horse, it will literally follow you around like a puppy, knicker as soon as it sees you and also, gladly carry you on its back wherever you want to go. I’ve literally seen horses save their riders. And not to mention that they are the most…

Oh honey, you’re sweet to worry but I am doing just fine.

I just disagree. Some people do dry hump or inappropriately make out with each other in public, but it is rude and the majority of the world does not do it. Just because something is completely normal, doesn’t mean it’s considerate behavior in public. I agree that people should chill about sex, but aside from…

Yeah, but them doing them really means doing that shit in the privacy of their own home or in a community who has consented to being involved (sex clubs, etc.). People should be able to choose whether they want to be involved in the sex play of others.

I agree, but actually think they are into a wide range of looks, it’s just they only find one socially acceptable. That’s why they feel the need to yell at lots of kinds of women, they just yell different things.

You guys definitely have to walk a minefield so I don’t blame you. But just know that ladies really do appreciate your respectful admiration!

That’s nice to hear :) And if it helps, I think subtly checking people out is fine and natural. I do it all day long myself.

You said it perfectly!