Boy says to his dad “can I borrow the keys to the car”

Upon hearing the news, Mike Huckabee exclaimed: “Maybe North Korea’s not so bad after all!”

He is not gender specific in his criticism of people

It’s kindof like this. As a progressive Christian, the conservative crazy Christians will tell you you’re not really a Christian, since you are pro-choice and support gay marriage and want to help poor people. However, the non-religious people think we’re like the conservative Christians. We’re not.

Aw, it’s okay, bb.

i initially read that headline as

Men can be sexually assaulted, too.

It’s not a parable as in a parable from the Bible, but it is a parable as in “a simple story told to illustrate a lesson.”

Jessica Williams is a gawdamn national treasure.

The dems should just send Webb to the next republican debate so he can punch them all in the face.

no, Huckabee, liberals think it’s racist to be racist.

Oh yes Asians eating dog; this is cutting edge 1970’s material. I’m sure people think you’re racist because you don’t support the DPRK regime...

Ok so post debate here are my first annual ILikeThunderstorms DemDebate Awards recipients:

Go to Chafee2016.com to answer your burning questions about Lincoln Chaffee. Like: Who the fuck is Lincoln Chaffee?

Comparing Nazism to things that aren’t Nazism? Even far right non Jesus following “Christians” aren’t the equivalent of the Nazi party.

That’s what Christianity is supposed to be. We’re not all the crazysauce, so far right we’d fall off the earth, beyond judgemental, small minority religious nut people that have been making the news for the wrong reasons. Every once in awhile, you read something like this and it shows we’re actually human too :)

One of the vaccine managers I know told me this joke a year or so ago. It can be use for many public health related things that other people want to pray for.

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