honestly its the most straightforward platform of any presidential candidate with regards to avoiding mass shootings

Also the most believable thing he’s ever said. And the most relatable.

I like this cat more than Bub. Bub can bite me.

I am apparently so goddamn old because I only understood about 6 words in this article.

If it was a legitimate question I’m sure the candidate has ways of, you know, shutting the whole thing down.

My entire wedding cost about 4 grand.

Margaret Atwood was on point when she said,

The problem is guns. Not mental illness, not misogyny, not male entitlement. Those are other problems, with other solutions. The problem causing mass shootings is guns.

His apology is breaking my heart a little. So sad.

Why was she scared if they were having a staring contest? Why was she scared ANYWAY they’re just a bunch of kids in school?

“We can do better.”

During the final story mission when you solo fight oryx, after you defeat him, he “takes” himself during the final cinematic. So technically the raid version is “Taken Oryx”.

I’m white and of a political persuasion, and I love affirmative action.

That's such a cute picture of the Obama gals! I love how their shoes match the other ones dress!

It may not be fair, the nature of LA being what it is, and the latter’s elder sisters serving as precedents (rather than the homophone), and being that I recall what it’s like to be a strong-minded 17 year old and so forth...yet still I could not resist dusting this off.

Yup. If you snap you have a fucking arsenal of weapons to strap to yourself rather than one gun you have to reload.

*bump*

Because you should also get to see his handsome face....