You know, New Yorkers know this guy is a clown, a joke. He’s one of us. We like a showman, we enjoy a clown dance, but we don’t take it seriously. Why is everyone else so late to understand this?

Canadian here. FTR - We freaking LOVE President Obama up here and are horrified by the thought of a Trump presidency.

“Everybody’s taking our jobs!”

So essentially, Kim Davis had gay friends as long as they didn’t know her all that well. Then when they see how she really feels they go like this.

Ha! It reminds me of this meme that showed up on my facebook feed yesterday.

Fuckabee, don’t make me eat Doritos just to spite you...

Here’s a cat gif to make you feel better:

Wait, Biden??? You’re at the wrong party...

It’s Shep, he gets a pass. He gave this great rant on air yesterday about people criticizing the Pope for being too ‘political’:

“Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls.”

Can we stop using stock photos of nuns in wimples and habits though? After Vatican II, habits and wimples became totally optional in most convents, and so the majority of nuns don’t wear them anymore.

—I believe Jesus is a capitalist.—

“Let’s have respect for all life”

He’s cooler. He’s a Jesuit. They are cool and most Jesuits don't need to be cool for PR. They just are so I do believe he is cooler.

Burger Time! I loved this game. I can’t seem to find an app for it. There are a million burger-related games, but they are all imposters.

But what about VP? Because that’s what I think she’s going for and would be a pretty good pick.

I somehow obtained the key to the dispenser in my high school and would just hand them out. The thick as hell pads left a lot to be desired though.

What’s also troubling is that apparently he showed it to his shop teacher, who then told him it was nice but that he shouldn’t show it to any other teachers. It seems like that teacher should have instead brought it to the principal with their assurance that they’d checked it out and it was safe (because they clearly…

They didn’t think it was a real bomb. They thought is was a “hoax bomb,” which ended up the official charge as well.