I just think it’s funny that she was actually at the beach (a fun place to be), pretending to be at a music festival in the Inland Empire (the 9th circle of hell).

Nope, they won’t. Because they’re white and a lot of them are married and they go to “good” churches. They’ll tearfully explain to the detective that they wanted this baby and they’re just devastated and their pastor and husband will confirm and that’ll be that. Meanwhile, the black or Hispanic woman who does the same…

It is impossible to feel inferior to a city that gave us both the Leafs and the Ford family.

Please, Toronto doesn’t want to be part of the US, they want to be their own city-state called “Toronto” where they are don’t have to think of anyone outside of their city limits again.

Most people from Toronto probably don’t even realize there’s a whole country outside of it.

Roe v. Wade will be overturned. The only question is whether it will happen before election day in 2020 or after it (in a purely political move).

Same old jokes, but most dead people can’t reminisce on internet forums. If you’ve attended or been in a fatal car crash it stays with you.

Ah, another faux crying YouTube apology video. I really thought the Laura Lee video was the nadir of that type of shit. I guess James was all “Hold my Visine.”

Yeah there’s a lot of coded and not so coded language in those quotes. Sure it’s “not about race” but they want the country going in the “right direction” because “they are taking over” and “take the schools back”  and “protect the vote” [translation - there’s too many brown people here, I don’t want them in school or…

GM fails to reinvent the wheel, but they took a crack at it.

My father worked for Delta for 25 years after the (union) airline he worked for was acquired by them in the 80s. Every year his job got worse and his pay stagnated and his willingness to do a good job decreased. Hint to all service related employers: Treat your employees well so they treat your customers well. Why is…

With a splintered utility pole. Dry.

They all wear Tommy Bahama shirts and white New Balance sneakers now.

Crash test probably, while also giving the outward appearance of being smaller than it really is.

Never forget this is the same company that basically did this:

Those steelies need to come back.

yeah that’s not on jeep buddy that’s 100 percent on you. 

*sigh* By the end of the next decade you’ll be saying that about the steering wheel.

Dealer/OEM: 1. only offer manuals with the least desirable trims and options. 2. Nobody buys the manuals. 3. Drop the manual option due to low take rate.

Nope, could get the manual as a 4x4.