A few years back I found a used engine for my Mazda 323 GTX race car across the boarder for a steal of a price, trouble was the guy was getting kicked out of his shop and it needed to be gone in 2 days. I asked all my friends with trucks if I could swap cars and everyone said no...so I hopped in my Mazda 3 hatch and…

I have reached out to my contacts who sell Fiskers in Toronto, this is a really bad wrap on a customer car. Where this shot was taken (Dupont and Davenport) is just outside Yorkville, they epicenter of hoity toity in Toronto.

It wasn't an official photo...but Volvo's test of the "crash avoidance" system when the car just ran into the back of the truck.

I always figured the Picnic Tables in the back of any high end sedan was for snorting blow? I don't know anyone who'd ride around in a Bentley Arnage eating a subway footlong on his picnic table.

While in highschool I befriended a local up where I cottaged for the summer, now most people know that cottagers and townies don't mix well. My buddy and I hit it off because he drove a 1991 white Jaguar XJ6 and a decade earlier my father owned a black 1991 XJ6.

If your car is filthy. 2 of my ex's never washed their cars inside and out and were horrible drivers. My best friend keeps his truck in horrible shape and is an awful driver. My brother keeps his Mustang super dirty and is a horrible driver. Any friend I have who has a spotless car is a good driver.

Mercedes Benz CL600/CL65 you can get them for under 20k, they have a beautiful V12 engine, they ride better then a 70's Cadillac and you can fit 4 people inside. But....it will break ALL THE TIME.

Let's face it, Fisker died when Henrik left. Was the Fisker Karma a break through in electric cars...nope! The one and only thing it had was style. So whoever takes over the company is either going to have to bring in a new designer or beg Henrik to come back.

Any lease rate that is pointless. We have all seen the ads: Lease from $29 a week* ($6000 down and you can only drive 5000 miles a year)

I'm going to have to go with BMW drivers. We know they can't park between the lines, we know they don't use their turn signals and we know they think because they leased a 323i for $333 a month (I live in Canada) that they think they are better than you and your same priced non luxury car.

A taxi cab...if the end is near you shouldn't be driving!

Any charter airplane that you take for an all inclusive vacation. They pack you in like sardienes and if you are over 6 ft tall good luck finding any comfort during the flight. They are almost always delayed, often VERY old jets that have been retired by the airlines and the staff are typically not the nicest of…

Pontiac Aztec

This just proves that all walks of life have this entitled feeling on the road that the space around their car is theirs, and theirs to patrol. This cop got tied up in this mess...and I have zero sympathy for him. He's a f'ing cop, let the douche pass, radio into the highway patrol and report his ass. The guy in the…

Know your gas prices! In Canada prices can change up to 25 cents a liter by driving 500kms (about a buck a gallon difference for 300ish miles) and when I go to my cottage gas is 10 cents a liter cheaper there then in the city...so I only fill up my car enough to get to the gas station in the town where my cottage it.…

Only if driving solo...don't make the same mistake I did when I thought all my passengers were sleeping!

Case of water and the biggest bag of beef jerky...and here's a tip, if driving solo get a 1 liter gatorade bottle!

Audio controls on the right side of the wheel. American cars seem to do this, they put the controls in reach of the hand that can also touch the radio! Most Japanese cars have them on the left side, also making it easier for people who drive a manual transmission.

If that's a key mark whoever did it was trying to be artistic! I really doubt someone would take 3-5 minutes to carve in markings that look like it scraped up against something. It sucks but what can you do, part of car ownership is having to deal with ashats who damage your car. I don't know why this is a rant on…

When I was t boned by a little old lady I sat in my car and refused to get out, I just sat there and stared at her. I find a mix of the stare down with the Jackie Chan "WTF" look is best