I tried looking, couldn't find any good ones....well any ones where a car wasn't on fire!

A downtown artery expressway into downtown Toronto built in the 50's/60's in a valley beside a river, making it impossible to expand.

Pink modified cars. I have had to say this a few times, but when a girl mods her car and decks it out in pink...and then she asks "what do you think of it?" I always find myself responding "it's cute!"

Fiat Jolly...it's Jolly!

The W126 Mercedes S class...bonus points for the diesel version!

I can spot a gear head one of two ways when walking around downtown. 1st, the guy who is giving a mini lecture to his girlfriend (or vice versa) about why said car that is parks is so great. 2nd, when you see/hear a car parallel parking curb the rims and you cringe. Look around, there are other car nuts cringing to…

The Miata is tougher then a Nokia cell phone

Top Gear's Poo Powered car

The Toronto Police started this trend back in 2001. They have reflective stickers the same as the body colour, so you can't see it during the day but can see it at night. They are either on gang task force vehicles or on traffic duty

No, I have some really dumb buddies!

Police helicopter! It find you first, then sends out a marked cruiser. You're caught before you even knew it!

The Toronto Police use to drive around in unmarked Malibu's and at lights rev their engines next to Civics....only to have the Civic's peel off and they'd turn on their lights and siren. I had 2 buddies get busted this way!

Here in Ontario the most hated OPP highway vehicle has to be the unmarked OPP Tahoe

Audi: because you just scored a $35k job at a ban and still live in your parents basement OR Audi: do you have more money tan brains and want a car that is too much for your skills at driving, here is the S lineup

Having to make the decision to fix your old car or to scrap it. My old Jeep was like this: I bought it with 180,000kms on it and it was fine. Around 220 I replaced some suspension and brake parts to fix the typical Jeep wobble (never fixed it) at 240 I repainted the car to fix some rust issues and then it went…

Hear that John, people think you're a bit of a dick. If you hired this marketing guru I would have that perception changed within 6 months! Hell, I'd peobably be able to get the pope to visit you within 12 months!

ahahaha, touche! Nope I'm in Automotive Marketing and everyone want's something awesome and for not a lot of money.

I work with assholes daily!

That's it, I'm moving to Texas and begging John Hennessey for a job. They build my dream CTS-V coupe, they test the new toll system and now I can get to 186mph in under 14 seconds...bravo Hennessey, bravo!

The Mercedes Koenig 560SEC...look at that spoiler!