Fool me once, you're a dick

Madonna episode:

Don't you think it would be wise to put a NSFW header on this article? Here I am trying to hide my legs under my desk at work and watching my desk slowly get taller.

Leno's love of cars can only be matched by his affinity for denim.

I drive an '07 Camry with a standard. I love her. I feel like you just called her fat.... so I have to challenge you to a fight, or something.

So Sony forcing PSN on you and keeping online codes going is a choice of freedom? They're just a generation behind. Enjoy your last 4-5years of disc based gaming. By the end of this cycle, most will purchase digitally. At least Microsoft was trying to put a system in place to allow you to trade/sell digital versions.…

When Ken Block miscalculates, he takes out a tire barrier. When this thing miscalculates, he takes out the tire factory.

Good stuff. Glad the driver had a moment to get a refreshment.

As fashionable as it has become to disparage FFVII, people would still push their grandmothers down the stairs for an HD remake.

Hey, someone who gets the benefits of cloud computing without all the jaded bile!

This is finally a pretty good justification for XBL multiplayer to be a paid feature.

I've heard of other bonuses as well. Another good one is there's no reason to shut down servers, the system should be able to dynamically create and destroy video game servers as they are needed. Another is that if one virtual server…

Xbox One innovations:

The reason for the check in is about used game sales. Plain and simple. If you could sell PC games with steamworks they would require a check in as well. If they didn't I could buy a game sell it back and then play it forever without connecting my xbox one to the internet. Steam is able to avoid check ins because you…

Your complaint is moot because licenses on the Xbone can be transferred. If you could gift apple content from your tablet, you could bet your ass the internet would have to connect make sure you don't have the license anymore, or the content. Single most obvious reason for DRM that no one seems to see : games are…

Nope I'm not crying right now. Nope nope. Just dusty.

Really? Just because have what you've heard at gamestop? of the 17 gamestop's in a 50 mile radius of my house, 15 are completely sold out of X1 consoles. No offense to you intended, but I think X1 fans are just not willing to argue after ALL the negative feedback on the web

Really? You are going to base your decision on what to buy, or not buy, by the possible features described in a PATENT that a company holds? Jesus. Don't forget your tin foil hat bro.

Xb1's best feature: the kotaku troll horde will be moving over onto PSN.

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.