Well I am the Good News Fairy for you today :-)

Stop inviting bad-faith shitheels like Matt Gaetz on TV. Broadcasting his lies does no good for anybody, and only improves his standing with the Republican cult. 

so wait.

Shorter lines at TSA? Vacation hot spots less crowded and largely free of #MAGA chuds? Sounds glorious!

who would want to measure up to Obama?

Great. One Camry on the moon and it’s already in the left lane holding up traffic. 

One of these things is not like the other...

Not so fast, friend. I fully endorse ALL Trump supporters following him into the desert for 40 years. We need to make this a thing. Now.

I’m still waiting for the reaction from Fox News about the cuts to Medicare that Trump proposed in his budget. That might actually peel some of these on-the-fence MAGA-heads away from their Fox News coma. Man, if i was in the War Room for the DNC, would I have fun with this one:

And now, Republicans will be anti airplane. 

The Rock - “I’m so much more famous than these two...”

Why do I get the feeling that Kid Rock is imposing on The Rock and Chris Rock. Their looks are definitely saying “get this washed up asshole out of here. He’s ruining our picture”.

I would bet $100 that Trump has tried and failed to obtain his pilot’s license.

I need to steal this. 

If the black box always survives the crash, then why don’t they just make the plane out of the black box? Duh!

Always seeking to go one unnecessary step further, when often old and simpler is far better.

This, right here, is fucking gold.

Also:

So then I was right when I heard No shit, there’s collusion! every time the lying press reported he said, “NO COLLUSION!”

interior has a little bad details but apparently Lexus has some sort of warranty program for that issue on LS460. The dealer was going to touch up all these details but decided not to because it was covered by that.