We’re talking about a party whose base will believe literally anything they’re told as long as it’s based in fear. We’re talking about a party who rewrites history for their gullible base a couple of times a week. Facts, data, reality, none of these things apply to them. They do not have supporters. They have disciples…

She’s an “uppity” person of color with more social media power than they ever dreamed of and she wouldn’t fuck them even if they were the last trust-funded pair of chinos on the desert island. Just spitballin’ here.

Didn’t AOC have nothing to do with Amazon’s decision? Why’s the GOP got such a hardon for this woman?

Just show him a scene from “The Martian” and that’ll convince him we were successful. 

Wait, you want us to fuck WITH his food? Whoops, guess I missed a word there.

Easter dinner at the Harris house is sure going to be awkward this year

Sorry your dad’s a shitsmeared coldblooded traitorous crook, dude. But thanks for actually telling the truth. Between this crook’s honest son, and the other crook’s dim stepdaughter, the story is just flowing on out, innit? And lo, the facts are exactly what we thought they were.

It’s amazing how this irrelevant, powerless junior congressperson (as internet commenters full-throatedly insist she is at every opportunity) has got conservatives in such a tizzy. I thought she wasn’t important? Which was it? 

I disagree. The media pretty much just accurately reported what happened.

So can the Parkland kids sue Fox news for the same thing? 

Broke the barrier.  No longer Virgin.

What are you talking about, that guy is clearly 215 Trumpounds.

Remember:

A human person wore a bathing suit? In Miami? Holy shitballs, guys. 

Putin probably has video of Graham blowing a Russian illegal in a Greyhound bus stop men’s room.

I think Graham should investigate. Nothing like having a whole bunch of people testify that the President of the United States is a traitor who works for Russia.

I love all of these rich assholes living trouble free, rich asshole lives until they end up in trump’s orbit.

The Blue Klux Klan.

Said it once, say it again, some people are so stupid/empowered by Trump that they feel as if they never need to keep their racism quiet and yet they simply can not understand when they lose their jobs/more over it.