Look at Seal Team 6 7/8ths here all locked and loaded to shoot a freaking sheep. 

Uh, excuse me, you mean THE WAR OF NORTHERN AGGRESSION.

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“Maybe we can hire these guys to build my beautiful border wall/fence/slats whateverthefuck youze guyz want to call it.”  ~ D. Trump

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I would think there would be some committee rules that restrict debate to the subject of the inquiry, rather than allow members of the committee to ramble on about irrelevant issues such as “the wall.”

I don’t know anything about his politics, and I hadn’t even heard of him before today, but David Ciccilline is my hero for the rest of the day. 

“Is there any committee rule that prevents a member of Congress from reciting false statements in a committee hearing that are unsupported by the evidence, or are members of Congress entitled to just make things up in support of specious arguments?”

And guns. Don’t forget the guns.

BUT THE LIBS MUST BE OWNED!

I’m the sole bleeding heart liberal in my office. Couple days after the election, I heard two conservative guys complaining they would pay more in taxes under the proposed GOP plans. They just realized this. I’d been telling them that for months. The best part is I work at an accounting firm and all three of us are…

Reminds me of an article that quoted a woman in Florida shortly after the shut down began. She said “He’s not hurting the people he’s supposed to be hurting.” Let that sink in for a minute. A woman voted this man into office thinking his main responsibility was to hurt a segment of the population she didn’t like. This…

Sadly, yes, most of them will. The few who finally wake up and smell the bullshit for what it really is are far too few. Still, though, one can hope. At one point in the past I even leaned Republican - until the Iraq War. And when I broke with them on that, it was sort of like a dam crumbling, because I started…

Republicanism is like a dozen donuts on a table where a rich guy, a poor white guy, and a poor black guy are sitting. The rich guy comes, takes 11 donuts, then says to the poor white guy “that black guy wants your donut!”

The levels of Schadenfreude going on with this presidency increase on a daily basis.

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Seriously, they’d just be blowing up one of their client countries.