This is basically a death sentence. .446 BAC is not a recreational and/or social drinker. It took this guy a long time to build up that tolerance. And now he's going to quit cold turkey. Unless he actually gets help (the first step is admitting you have a problem, remember, and I don't think this guy thinks he has…

This. This right here. They can take away his license forever; doesn't stop a determined person from getting behind the wheel.

"If the trans had NO oil in it, it would be immediately noticeable, ask me how I know."

Jalopnik really needs to add the 'Florida' tag to this story.

Here's to hoping it's more along the lines of the 2nd generation. The short-lived Spider was pretty milquetoast.

Be careful what you wish for: http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57519542/micro-apartments-could-get-big-san-francisco-boost/

Is this a little closer to the truer color?

I thought France's national racing color was white, like the flags they wave at the first sign of trouble...

No, you aren't the only one. That being said, mine's been set to blue since I got the car.

What's up with all the Ford hate today?

The answer is obvious, isn't it?

No, gasoline. The U.S. is a net exporter of Gasoline for the first time in 50 years. We make more of it here than we use. So it gets shipped to places like Mexico and Brazil, which keeps the price high at home: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203441704577068670488306242.html

But refinery capacity isn't the issue right now. The issue is that we're currently a net *exporter* of gasoline. They ship it out of the country to keep the prices high here.

Redacted, because it's useless to argue with blindly partisan sheeple.

It's probably the steroids. It's the only thing I can come up with, given every pair of Truck Nutz and Biker Ballz I've seen look small, compared to the vehicle they're on.

The only answer- it's smalleyxb122's BMW, and he's trying to explain why it's parked that way.

This. I came here to say the same thing. Love the looks of the 430; the 458- not so much.

How long were you holding on to that one, just waiting for the perfect time to use it?

" First, the right color is key to having a classy car. And by that I mean the right color is always black. "

...as does Jalopnik.