Cue the Imperial March from now on, every time the X-37B is mentioned...

There's a joke in here somewhere, but for the life of me, I can't think of it right now.

YES! It's certainly the plane I wanted to fly when I was growing up.

Take this photo. Blow it up to say, 24"x36".

My last winter in Chicago was the winter of 2007-2008. The roads were so bad, we had a ton of snow, and it just kept coming, and it was below zero, so salt wasn't doing a damn thing. After driving the 2 1/2 miles home, and almost being struck twice, I called the non-emergency number and said they needed some more…

It's the amazing miracle electric car of the future! There's nothing it can't do!

Sorry, life should be license. "...then you're old enough to lose your *license* forever."

If you're old enough to make a decision to drink, drive, and almost kill a friend due to your reckless behavior, then you're old enough to lose your life forever. Life is not a video game, you can't just hit the reset button.

A sledgehammer is equally effective, and as a bonus, you get to work out some tension!

Giving credit to @roots4x, as they posted the link to this article elsewhere: [www.theatlantic.com]

I would love to have something like this. I've got all of my gear in different boxes from IKEA; they could sit on this.

I like dividends as much as the next guy, but tell me- how is Apple not paying one holding it hostage from shareholders? If the shareholders didn't like it, they're free to sell their shares, which- unless they bought them yesterday- are probably going for more than they paid for them.

If labor unions didn't demand such a premium for essentially unskilled labor, maybe Apple would...

If labor unions didn't demand such a premium for essentially unskilled labor, maybe Apple would...

The only thing missing? If there was only some way for the planes to transform into sentient robots from another planet...

Yeah. That tidbit of info would've added a lot to the article, I think. Not being in the industry either, I had no idea that those were auto industry specific.

Check out @The Voice of Harold Montgomery's response to my post- he's got a pretty good explanation of where the conclusion came from.

I'd like to add the twist to your plot, if I may be so presumptuous:

It is, I asked if it qualified further down in the comments, and was told no by @PegasusGT500.

Ah, yes- I remember that one.