That's what legal assistants are for buddy. Lawyers don't have to worry about forming coherent sentences.

Fuck him. He's a piece of shit.

That poor animal.

What the fuck is a Bougie?

What about Heisman voting? Or NFL MVP voting. Are we just upset because it's video games?

What the hell is a thot?

“I’m not going to college. I have done everything to prepare for college, so if I wanted to in the future, I could go at any time. But I’m not planning on going anytime soon. [voice heard in the background] Kim just said, “Good girl!”

What did this girl do to herself? Ugh. She looks like a plastic doll.

The best part of the video besides the song is that with every free throw attempt, the crowd begins to disappear little by little.

That was the Brownsiest way to end the game.

One of the greatest hip hop albums ever.

I’ve patiently waited 20 minutes once at bar. I even had beautiful women creep by in front of me and get served before I was acknowledged and didn't say a word. Only to have the guy treat me like straight up dog shit when I was finally served. I never went there again. Oh and before you say anything, I followed the…

What a shitty thing for a dad to tell his kid.

My takeaways from this are, super impressive doing it legit on the ps4. And he's a master of stacking objects. I totally suck at stacking on the ps4. Also, where did he get those statues?

After the game Kubiak sauntered into Peyton's room and went to town on him with a tire iron.

Bullshit. As far as I'm concerned, they are wearing belts and undies

They really should use this opportunity to change their name to The Washington Breadsticks already.

Righteous burn.

Oh Mai gah. I'm so fucking hyped. I'm even gonna look over the fact that Panther isn't getting introduced in his own movie.

Took me a while to understand those were text messages. I thought Miller finally reached that point in his career where he doesn't give a fuck even by his standards.