Just give the whales liposuction. Speed up the process and keep the whales alive and sexy.

Of course it’s your fault! Now… What’s gone wrong?

Dammit, Johnny!!

With backup power out as well, there might not be any way to learn of this option, communicate it to the masses, or make it happen logistically with a majority of the luggage already somewhere between check-in and loading, but with no computers to track it all down, where is it?

PREACH! Don’t give me a thinner steak, just give me a bigger goddamn steak that’s the same thickness.

talk to your butcher

I hate thinner steaks. Its way to easy to overcook a thin steak.

...to the slurry of beer and bodily fluid under the parking lot at New Era Field.

Hyundai stopped sponsoring them?

I heard that is what they say at the end of FCA board meetings.

I missed the line under the video that stated that. I edited my comment, but Kinja did appear to have saved them. You know that pesky Kinja.

*edit* I missed the part that Honda wanted it to be welded. However, in the industry, there is a growing number of panels that are expected to be bonded (industry term) instead of welded for the reason’s I’m about to describe... **

They’ve already had to issue stepladders for the new work trucks at my job. Stupidest thing ever.

I legitimately want to lower my 2wd Colorado because of this. It’s difficult to just reach over and grab stuff in the bed of what is GM’s smallest currently available truck. I love that I don’t have to worry about approach angles, but I think making use of the bed is more useful.

“I’m sorry, you have died from a minor collision. Game Over.”

Complete with real-life, explode your face off Takata airbags?

Challenge accepted.

how are they going to remind you about the options you DIDN’T buy?

I’m not a fan of this.

Sure looks like this guy spent a lot of time and effort to make it intentionally look like he didn’t spend a lot of time and effort on it...