I’m not a fan of this.

Sure looks like this guy spent a lot of time and effort to make it intentionally look like he didn’t spend a lot of time and effort on it...

My wife and I only want one kid, and DEFINITELY not more than two. If she gets pregnant with triplets, we’ll have to draw straws to see which one is getting sold on Craigslist.

One of these would work. Depending on how many kids, might need one of each, or a bigger one of either.

Clearly the editors don’t have kids, or don’t remember that most kids under 5 can’t buckle or unbuckle a 5-point harness on their own. Any car trip results in contortionist movements to get all 4 kids fastened properly. Acadia/explorer/Durango/highlander are all out for this reason. The Mazda 5 and Transit Connect…

Best friend did this with all captains chairs. Has zero regrets and everyone loves the shit out of it.

Van, yes. Mini, no. Go ahead and buy three of these, just because at this price point, you can.

Can’t you just drop the extra ones off at the pound or something?

“Wait, this guy worked at Weyland *before* the Yutani merger? How old is he?”

I see a gap in your resume after your time with OCP and when you joined Weyland-Utani; can you tell me about what happened there?

“the quality of workmanship and the engineering that seems to be displayed here looks almost factory good.” Can you be more specific? Some Jalopnik readers may also be Fiat owners and would not normally associate words like “quality”, “Workmanship” “Engineering” and “good” with anything that came from a Fiat factory…

No signs of rust, fake Fiat.

So there’s a car that’s literally completely backwards, and all they know is that it came from Poland?

Classic mustang’s are no better. There are forum threads about which way you should hang your hood after painting in order to match the ‘original factory paint drips’!

That boy ain’t rolling coal, these boys are Rolling Coal:

1) Walk up to same model Audi as you own.

It is Jalopnik, shit gets missed either accidentally or intentionally.

Based on 475 feet per hour and 0.3 gal per hour for an OM617 at idle (educated guessing here) a 404 has 120 liter capacity (31.7 gal) with reserve.

31.7 / 0.3=105.67 hours of running

Whatever you do, don’t throw your hands in the air, shout “Wheeee,” and try to get people to lean left and right with you.

I used to DD a parked outside C4, on the snow, with over 160000 miles... Super reliable. That’s the beauty of GM shit. It’s simple, basic.