Don't know if I should blame fat fingers or my phone.  But Nien does work.

I guess Red Green moved on from chopping up K-cars to Neins and got a job at the airport. 

Emailed this to my friend who used to be an engineer for a baggage tractor company. His response:  "at least the Neons won't do as much damage to the planes".

One thing that I would do is buy the original Barris Batmobile and turn it back into the Lincoln Futura. 

Mine was rough to put it nicely. Faded red paint and lots of rust. But the 440 fired up EVERY single time. Even after I let it sit for about 5 years before I finally sold it. One of only 577 1967 Imperial Convertibles.

I had a similar 1967 Imperial convertible.  The top was pretty much nonexistent. The original gas tank leaked, so I put a 10 gallon boat gas tank in the trunk, giving it a practical range of less than 80 miles.

That is a push button transmission. 

Not for most of it.  Special order is keyed different. I was a contract engineer at a Cat factory 2015-2016.

I was an engineering contractor at the Cat factory.  This was true as of 2016.

Fun side note ALL Caterpillar equipment is keyed alike. If you can start one piece of equipment, you can start any of them.

I had 7 of those in my 2011 Silverado WT.  It wasn't small, no manual available,  the 4.3L V-6 had the fuel economy of a V-8 and the power of a 4 cylinder. My seats were cloth, but vinyl was an option. It came in just under $20k with all the rebates at the time.

There that were not at car shows or events really stand out.

Get a set of Big Azz pliers.  The like 24" long Channel Locks.  You would be amazed at what they can be used for.  Bonus hack, grind the tip of one of the handles to a pry bar.

Went to a theater this past Saturday. (Children’s group at church had rented out a theater for a Christmas movie/party). The place was EMPTY except for our group. In the other theaters, you could have squatted down and taken a dump in a popcorn bucket in front of the screen and there probably wouldn’t be anyone around…

Or save yourself 5 to 10 grand and get a used Chevy Volt.

So absolutely no point to get it vs. Youtube and Google. One of the few places where paper is preferred. 

Does an orange bike mean that your pirate costume has to be orange?

That GM killed their mid sized body on frame SUV and I-6 engines with the Trailblazer. 

Sold items came up empty. But still, at least $99.99.  It is a vintage OEM Porsche part.  NEVER chunk those.  You can even include the OEM bolts.

Worse than han a French car, a Neo-classic.  Something like an Excalibur 4 door.  An Avanti made in the last 30 years is another.