"He who feasts on the tears of noobs will never go hungry" - Shakespeare

Feel sorta rascist but i thought at first glance i thought someone photoshopped arcade cabinets onto a scene from "The Wire".

Man, I agree in almost every area. I've played Dota since pre-Frozen Throne. When that sort of fell off the radar, I played LoL for years until Dota 2 invites were handed out. Even when i didn't get mine, i found myself reading up on heroes skills that came out after I stopped (stopped right before AA i believe). The…

If you think the screenshot is good, hit the link and watch their intro video. Its so damn charming, it hurts.

AGREED. It is ruining me and my work efficiency right now.

Oh jeez. I hope that ain't right. On the other hand, I loved XCOM so much that I probably wouldn't mind if I absolutely had to start over just for the DLC. Just rather not if I could avoid it :)

Between that and no actual gameplay in the trailer, I'm ready to put this out of my mind.

I couldn't have said it any better myself. You good sir/maam/thing, are a paragon of internet justice.

As someone who doesnt really care for or like CoD, i was being optimistic about playing Zombies at a friend's place. Sorry to say it but I just don't think im sold on this unless there are ridiculous weapons and I can do JFK (Clone High Style) voices the whole time while playing as him.

You entertain me monkey. I think i'll fashion you a collar with the words "Inter-Bitch: Property of P05TMAN. If found, put down immediately". I'd ask you for your thoughts on it but i'll spare us the awkward absence of any and skip right to "It was too long and I couldn't read it. Especially the part with the two…

Haha also you fucking moron, its TL;DR. You're even terrible at your main and only language; internet speak.

You're a fat, uncreative loser who has as many friends on this Kotaku page as they do in real life. You're attempts at insults are terrible and your attempts at defending your point are even worse.

Unlike your performance with the opposite sex (provided you could ever afford to pay someone enough to look past your Gabe Newell physique), I can go all night long. Just keep recycling the same ol' Youtube insults and I'll continue making you feel like a masochist that keeps coming back for more of a tongue-lashing.

I've taken the liberty of organizing my response a little better, mostly to suit your needs:

I applaud you for being level-headed enough to reply to these people who are quick to crucify this guy. People talk about disgracing his rank people who he served with or hold the same rank yet they have no idea what shit he's been through (which in my opinion gives you every fucking right to say what you want…

Haha "nerdrage" and "sperg" was the best you could muster? Clearly you learned all your best material from some online forum that probably has more neckbeards than you know, kid. I know that you "cant be bothered to read my comment but still reply and attempt to retort" but the novelty and originality of how stupid…

Yeah, the TL;DR is that you're an ignorant shithead. The fact that you cant read a short paragraph leads me to believe you are some uneducated, impoverished and most likely overweight 16-year-old-white boy. I'm not offended by your comment. More bewildered at how someone's IQ can meet the minimum requirement to use…

Awww thats cute. Someone's hating on people old enough to grow beards. Seriously though, where is this hate coming from? Did you wake today and decide you were going to be the champion paladin of maturity? This is a gaming site your moron. Coming here and calling people nerds/geeks/etc and hoping not to get backlash…

So I saw this last night at a premiere screening. It. Was. Awful. Now granted I haven't been an avid follower and fan of the previous instalments. I've seen bits and pieces here and there but never been compelled to watch it in theatres. I got to see this since it was a free pass and my god, the writing and acting is…

Whoa, there's no need to take sarcasm so offensively. I'm sure you've noticed the mass amounts of indie games capitalizing on bit-style/retro graphics have you not? I mean, how soon until its as played out as the zombie-genre?