As long as we have this tag line at least once

I assume he was "up for whatever."

"I'm just here so I won't get fined"

It wasn't a catch because he was falling towards the ground when he gained possession of the ball (note he double clutches it before he gains possession).

No way, you say? He stepped on Rodgers's ankle with his right leg and then proceeded to take another step back to step on Rodgers's calf, coincidentally the same calf that Rodgers injured earlier in the game.

I can't wait to see the pictures of the police dragging those teens out of their mom's house and into a cop car.

I can't seem to find Kotaku's hate train in the article by simply asking if people still play it. Also, the poll shows more people still play it than have stopped.

Trestman is in way over his head. In any interview, he spouts the same generic cliches and looks like a deer in the headlights when he isn't tossed a softball question.

I'm a Lions fan, and this is the most dysfunctional thing I've ever seen in the NFC North.

They did a new IP, Watch Dogs. It was really boring.

It's basically FarCry 3 with a couple of new bells and whistles. That's fine by me, FarCry 3 is awesome.

If a company sold a shovel that didn't dig, that company would cease to exist. Yet here we are, getting screwed launch after launch, and letting it happen.

I assumed the achievement was referencing how fortunate someone must feel if they get into a multiplayer game at all.

I'm not sorry.

New Gatorade Commercial:

Christ. You could practically weaponize Jim Nantz's voice slowed down.

Kill him? Why would I do that? I've done far worse, I've destroyed his family, his friends, and brought the leader of his kind to his knees before I threw him off of a balcony. I won't kill you goomba, because there's no need to. I've already destroyed you.
~Mario