Chance is the most delightful fucking person in the world.

My secret is to eat them as fast as possible.

“And you can only display that painting with the 4K ultra-resolution 37th century graphics made possible by Xbox One Box, the most powerful device ever witnessed by any sentient life form in the universe!”

Evening everyone, Mortem is still playing with his bucket and spade, so it’s time for the UK roundup!

See, this is the one thing I found interesting.

This is worrying. Mainly because it means Russia would have to assume any sign of aggression -even non-nuclear, like for example Turkey shooting down Russian jets- meant it has to consider whether to launch its nukes immediatly or face the possibility of not being able to launch at all. Nuclear deterrant only works if…

You must have ignored the part where no police report has been filed, much less a conviction, sentence or trial or any actual evidence besides an accusation before labeling a guy a child rapist. And that was before you ignored the girl moving in with a guy after detailing multiple instances of sexual harassment by him…

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again:

Deconstruction Videos > Destruction Videos

I get so much more pleasure watching this than someone just smashing the product they bought.

perhaps - we have generations of people who would rather spare another’s feelings that ensure their own pleasure.

I’ve been to Iceland AND Wyoming.

Once legal weed sweeps the nation, they’ll call those bags what they are: ounce bags.

What a great playlist. Opening with Amon Amarth was the right decision.

Nobody’s mentioned a Steel Battalion-esq controller yet?

Porn.

“and he’s only a sophomore so I don’t care”

This. I’d really like to stop the SB rotation. And Apple really is a giant bag of dicks for simultaneously working so hard to shut out the JB community, while shamelessly copying half of their ideas for subsequent iOS releases.

Yes, I really am, but I haven’t for years. I’d kill for a non-MacOs way to use SMS from my desktop. Unfortunately, Jailbreaking just hasn’t kept pace with the iOS version I’m using, so the tradeoff hasn’t seemed appealing in years. I also have a MacBook for work, so it makes it even less attractive.

@Gary_7vn: 9 parts water 1 part rubbing alcohol works pretty well.