Not for me. If anything the workforce has only pushed me to the left. That will happen when you realize your CEO is incompetent, but still makes 400x as much money as you do because he has nice hair.

shoutout to Vivek Ranadive for his Michael Jordan-esque scouting of college players, in which he sometimes watches the NCAA tournament and says “oh that guy looks pretty good let’s go get him”

Maybe it’s a role for Donny?

No, he will and with a Boston accent.

No way Walhberg plays a Jew. Creative liberties in script will lead to Julien O’Dellman.

It’ll be amazing because Mark is going to play the roles of Tom Brady, Danny Amendola, Julian Edelman, and Rob Gronkowski.

Movie announcer voice: “One man, punished for a crime he didn’t commit, plans to show the league they messed with the wrong Patriot.”

To avoid this.

You make an excellent point. Yes, all war is bad. I, however, do feel the two countries have engaged in behavior that isn’t, exactly, the same and therefore must be treated differently. I will likely write another post comparing the two.

I know the welcome mat says “goodbye” when you’re leaving, but it looks like “ahqpoob” when you’re entering.

I know the welcome mat says “goodbye” when you’re leaving, but it looks like “ahqpoob” when you’re entering.

That’s code for; “I might not completely agree with him, but thank God he’s doing something about all these brown people.”

Presumably a war with China would put a halt to all US/China trade; if this were to happen the US would lose access to pretty much all computer parts, cell phones, car electronics, and a million other types of household and business electronics. I don’t think it is even possible to buy a computer of any type that…

And at the end of Trump’s fourth year, she’s gonna yell “The Aristocrats!”

I’m not a doctor but all of these people except the bloops guy have IBS.

Well look at the man with the golden fuckin’ sphincter over here guys.

He does allude to something like that at the end of the quotes above, “I don’t agree with everything.” If anyone is expected more out of him than something like that, they really haven’t been paying attention for the last 16 years.

It’s really not that tough to figure out why, is it....?

He won’t discuss it because his wife told him not to talk about politics any more. And like any sensible man, he’s scared of his wife.

I am not a Trump fan, nor did I vote for him, but his government is not illegitimate. If you win the election and you haven’t cheated (manipulated actual ballots) you won fair and square. Saying the government is illegitimate only weakens all the correct things you say after.