Too scripted, fake challenges (laser guns? you mean shitty fighter style HUD added with after effects), fake crowd laughing and cheering at every sentence and worse of all, no news segment.

People born in ‘88 aren’t grown men. They’re still chi-

I assume the number 88 is his birth year so it’s not a kid who got shamed into deleting his account. It was a grown man.

*Should of

I need to ask my grocer if they carry whole grain bread with the most amount of grains.

I wanna hang out backstage and light batteries on fire with Ludacris

Always keep your tires at recommended pressure. Done.

Don’t apologize for using your brain, just stop doing it.

Were you the guy standing behind me at the DMV today? Longest 10 minute wait of my life.

Get it? It’s cause he’s a kid!

you missed the best part

The last thing the Boise State football program needed was for one of its players to stirrup trouble. They should really bring the hammer down on him.

Be careful out there; vary from the recommended pressure by even half a psi, and this could be your car crashing.

When you look yourself in the mirror and ask yourself, why do i write obvious comments that everyone knows already, the answer is you are so generic you cant think outside the box.

People really need to get over it and just upgrade. It’s not going to give your PC cancer, it will never be your precious XP or 7, but it is sure as hell better than 8.

Welcome to consumer products. If you’re content with your 2011 car despite new models coming out each year, you’ll be fine with Xbox One gen 1.

If this new Xbox is coming out next year then it’s closer to a 4 year turn around. That’s not unlike the turnaround between the original Xbox and the 360. It didn't exactly hurt their sales. This is still consumer friendly if new games continue to support the original hardware, and the new hardware is BC. The games…

Uhhh, scoop? That partnership was announced last year at E3.

Have any of you figured out who’s been secretly funding my comments?

I feel like this is MUCH more prevalent in college sports: