I think he’s the side piece. She’s wearing a ring...he’s not.

This is so damn sad. An adult fan bringing a glove to a game.

It has nothing to do with the interference call. Look at that girl’s reaction. I know a sidepiece when I see one.

The theatre: where fans are deliberately placed to where they can potentially interfere with the play.... then get kicked out of the theatre for interfering with the play, as if the possibility of it happening never even occurred to anyone before.

Tiny Catcher: Goddamnit, that was my ride home.

After everyone walks through the gate, watch for the last guy who is AMPED and decides to go over the open gate.

At least the fans’ wrist shots were more accurate than the Flyers were.

That Bartolo Colon screensaver is kind of cute.

I was wondering when we’d see Pablo Sandoval on TV again.

Window and aisle seats shouldn't cost MORE. Middle seats should just cost LESS.

JJ Watt didn’t skip leg day on 9/11.

Looks like Watt may have broken his hand jerking off again.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

“I can’t swim! I can’t swim!”

A lot of NBA teams choose not to crash the boards with their guards, prioritizing transition defense (which he didn’t do either, but the point stands). And a team with an offensive rebounder as tenacious as Drummond definitely doesn’t need a PG to crash.

“Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?”

festival promoters are aware of this, which is why they sell VIP packages that address all of the downfalls of festivals (air-conditioned tents, private bars, golf carts to each stage, separate bathrooms, private RV/camping areas, hot meals, and private stages/areas). they completely understand the inconveniences of…

I went to Coachella years ago (when Tool and Madonna were on it) and it was just the most god awful experience. It was the worst thing I ever paid for that was supposed to be “enjoyable”. It’s just hot, crowded, the port-o-potties all filled up and smelled of hot shit and you couldn’t get within 25 yards of any of the…

Who hasn’t?

It’s absolutely astonishing that a strong employee referral form a homeless man didn’t pan out.