Yes, I think Barry’s going after the Browns Exclusionary Principle, that says a competent QB can never occupy the Browns’ huddle

This will end poorly.

I always thought the Browns Uncertainty Principle was you can know their coach and know their quarterback but never both at the same time

You should probably say this is not a standalone photo editing product. You need some version of Adobe Photoshop first.

Hi Doctor Nick!

It’s totally believable that they’d do this to avoid Hard Knocks. Jeff Fisher has a history of avoiding distractions from the regular season like preseason TV shows or postseason playoff games.

I never got that mentality... if you’re only interested in the exciting visuals, why see a movie at all? You could just wait until someone uploads all the fight scenes and watch them on Youtube. If I’m actually going to go watch a film I’d like for the story to at least not be so bad that it distracts me from enjoying…

They eventually reached an agreement, it got donated to charity. A-Rod is a man of the people.

If you thought Age of Ultron was bad then I’d wager you’ll poke your eyes out with rusty spoons by the end of this one.

They moved because they didnt want to go up against Civil War. March is traditionally a good month for films that studios think are good but may get lost in the shuffle during the prime blockbuster movie months. Release date has nothing to do with it. August is usually where they dump films.

I dunno. I find io9's actual reviews to be generally good and even-handed.

I knew he was the moment I first saw him, walking into a production meeting for a project he was tangentially involved in (so I never actually met him, but was already equipped to make a snap judgment): WAY TOO MUCH ED HARDY.

I had a bad feeling about this when I saw it was to be released in march.

You’d probably be better off watching the last 152 minutes of Tommy Morrison’s life.

How much you want to bet the io9 review will be dripping with scene after scene cock fluffing where it will be the BEST EVAH! OMG! AMAZING!

I hope this works. If the NFL can reduce kickoff returns by 5-10% then football will be a safe sport.

the problem with 3d printers is that they are very slow and the plastic filament used is pretty expensive. Dunno if there are enough rich and patient hobbyists out there to keep this fad alive.

the problem with 3d printers is that they are very slow and the plastic filament used is pretty expensive. Dunno if…

Maybe stop trying the “chuck the ball off the defender so it goes out of bounds” and just lob the ball all way down to your end of the court so at least a turnover doesn’t result in a dunk less than two seconds later.

My favorite @dril tweet and probably the best tweet ever: