Ciara already tried a Future upgrade; it didn’t take.

Glitches in his programming. Future upgrades will make it even harder for him to fail the Turing test.

As a casual gamer, someone please tell me if we’re happy or outraged this month.

I love football, but have a harder and harder time just vegging out and watching it like a big dumb baby than I used to the more and more this information comes out. You watch a guy like Antonio Brown go ragdoll from a helmet hit, and it’s hard to ignore the CTE elephant in the room.

Mommas don’t let your babies play football as babies, either. This case is important because it shows that it’s not necessarily a long career in the NFL that does it — the damage done when playing peewee, high school, and college count, but no one talks about it. Scary shit.

Mommas, don’t let your babies grow up to be NFL players.

I used to hang out at a board that called those “rape kittens.” Like there would be a horrible story about a rape/murder and then someone would be like “I don’t want to live in this world! Pls post kittens!” and then, rape kittens everywhere.

The cliches are super annoying (yes we get it, tragic tragedy is tragic, how about starting a conversation?), but people will drag you through the fucking dirt if you ever speak out about them. Never understood why.

“Trading a dollar for a handful of nickels provides you with valuable metal not flimsy paper!” - some goddamned person with the 76ers.

I thought I was the only one who noticed this! The Gawker regular commenters (and by regular I mean freaks who comment dozens/hundreds of times per day within minutes of each post) are masters of these.

Yeah, this is basically every single Gawker top comment. A mass shooting happens, and a person just writes “This is terrible!” with no addition to the conversation or any actual fucking thought about the article, and gets 35000 stars.

Yeah, quite a few of these cliches, and yet there are a ton of fellow commentors who think these are fresh. :

This

“There was people’s tendency to waste time by responding to a national tragedy with “No Words.’”

Next up: I think ketchup tastes bad, so I don’t eat it: a 7000 word glimpse into the human soul.

Good point, but I think there’s some serious differences. Baseball at the time was led by a pretty sensible guy (Fay Vincent), plus when there’s seven games, it’s not a show stopper to rearrange the dates, AND moving to another location wasn’t really an option; that series was SF vs Oakland, and ultimately I think…

The 6.9 Loma Prieta devastated the Bay Area. $6 billion in damage to dozens of cities and towns. 63 people died, most of those when a freeway collapsed and crushed dozens to death. Does this e-mailer known that an 8.0 earthquake would be over 33 times more powerful than that one?

Giselle: “My husband cannot throw the fucking ball and catch balls in the face at the same time.”

The woman recording says the Pats fan is still in the overturned box of filth

Looks like another budget title from Platinum. When is Hideki kamiya going to make another “proper” game? Where is our DMC/Bayonetta true successor?