The receipt still leaves five shots unaccounted for. Allegedly!

Yeah, Osbourne has used her position on the show to take nasty shots at people who aren't her friends (i.e., Christina Aguilera) so really, she can shove it along with everyone else. She has no moral high ground on which to stand, given that her only principle is "protect my friendships!"

Suspended, reinstated, and finally dismissed in the span of five days? That's decent, but still two days shy of the record.

Please call me to schedule an interview at [redacted]. Thanks! - Molly

No. Do not do this unless you have discussed it with the woman you are proposing to. You will come across as cheap if it is ever discovered.

"I call that bullshit"

We're just so jaded to political corruption now. This should be a career-ending scandal. Take six digits of dollars in bribes, then circumvent the democratic process with absolutely baldfaced chicanery. But there'll be no repercussions whatsoever. None.

Last night, before dozens of fans wearing Rams gear...

NFL teams get an insane amount of corporate welfare and the dirty little secret is that NFL games aren't even that fun to attend.

Always up to no good.

Then we'll see if those front-office clowns still think it was a good idea to trade for a surly point guard who can't shoot

Wouldn't DB's just interfere every time they're about to get beaten 15+ yards down the field?

I was stupid and childish

Also: guy on elliptical talking back to Good Morning America hosts.

You failed to specify Tammy #1 or Tammy #2. This is critical.

I disagree with you, is not something that you will hear me say in this comment.

Counterpoint: Ben Wyatt is not funny.

That's the one you have an issue with? Jean-Ralphio and Mona Lisa are incredible characters. April can get a little old.

The placement of Perd is high, an assesment of his worth as a character that holds that he is better than 27 characters, but worse than 3.

"The second law of thermodynamics basically is the more ways something can happen, the more likely it is to happen."