and Henson easily out-acts everyone

Empire is good? That's a pleasant surprise. The original ads made it look like something white people would assume black music moguls were doing.

Why the hell isn't this show called "Lee Daniel's Empire: Based on the TV show Nashville"?

Jenkins reported that, as Hernandez rubbed her back, head and shoulders, he softly muttered, "There, there, there, there, there". It wasn't until later she realized he was recounting all the places he'd shot her fiancee.

Looks like he's out cold. Did she even think to put him through concussion protocol?

Tens of thousands of Boston-area men offering her cunnilingus right now.

"That'll show him."

Under the League's understanding of what constitutes alcohol and marijuana abuse, I've been a raging junky unfit for work since I was seventeen years old.

If you really want to scavenge a Tokyo fish market, might be a good idea to slide it in front of "mourning my family and friends for a year".

Totally correct call on Gronk basically playing a character. I mean, I'm sure he has a great time sleeping with beautiful women and driving his party bus, but it's also pretty obvious that he's performing a particular role for the crowd.

The judge better be careful here. If they go through any more alternates here they run the risk of having to seat Joe Flacco.

(If you don't remember the jingle, I will spare you the link.)

He never catches that ball without the referee picking Revis.

She's an exceptionally gifted singer but the arrangement was a little too high-school-talent-show for my taste.

What did you guys think of the anthem last night? I liked it a lot, but apparently there was a lot of hate online.

I assume he was "up for whatever."

"Still, he's no Dan Marino" — drunk Dolphin fan, somewhere, unsure of whether he buys his own bullshit

"An officer asked Geer to step out of the car. "He got out and they arrested him for drunk in public," says Stewart. "He learned he could have stayed in his car and he never would have been arrested."

Like any good drunk, he waited till the day AFTER the Super Bowl to do this.

It reminds me a little bit of Willie McGinest stuffing Peyton on 4th down at the 1 all those years ago.
Because he'd been coached to hell and back on what to expect.

Just total football.