Holy shi* is this a serious news platform or just a blogging platform for feminaz*s.

Agreed. Just like it's not illegal for people under 18 to have sex with each other (within a few years of each other, at least in my state), marking teens as sexual predators for the consensual things they do with their peers (or themselves)is ridiculous.

We have to stop criminalizing teenage dumbassness. Teens will always be stupid. That's what being a teenager is for.

I find there's a high degree of overlap between people who think the flu shot is bullshit and people who have never gotten the flu before. Because once you've gone through that 2 weeks of hell, you will be begging for that shot like a heroin addict in withdrawal.

Actually the flu is that big of a deal. 21 kids have died already this season. Also, 6.8% of ALL deaths reported by 122 cities across the US were due to flu. In my city alone, 21 people were admitted to the ICU and are in a critical state due to the flu just in the last week.

There's no way for a white commenter to respond to this post without sounding like a racist, so can I go with a simple "Fuck Whitlock" and call it even?

Poor Christie got Robert Kraft'd in that gif.

You should sign off with a notice that you're about to be making some upgrades to Kinja.

READ BETWEEN THE LINES, SHEEPLE

That "O" on the jersey is nowhere near a 27-degree tilt. This is what the "O" looks like when you drop it into Photoshop and tilt it exactly 27 degrees.

I mean, it's not Morelli's call. That play didn't fall in his area, so he has to trust his other parts of the officiating crew.

This is easily the coolest thing I've ever seen on the NFL Network.

I love how the other guys realize what Rich is doing early on, yet continue to try to get their own words in over him while Rich completely ignores them.

Big thanks to Michael Irving for trying to complete each phrase as they're being said like he's solving goddamn Wheel of Fortune.

"Oh, you doin you Stu Scott here, heh heh."

Well, yes, they only scored 3 points in the second half, but if the PI was called correctly (not to mention +15 yards for the Dez Bryant penalty), they were on the doorstep for a field goal AT MINIMUM. So when refs take points off the board, it's hard to score.

Why wasn't Dez flagged for going on the field and arguing with no helmet on?

Pete Morelli was reminded that one day he may have to cross the George Washington Bridge. He quickly reconsidered the call.

Ohio, where you can drive from California to Oregon and still be stuck in Ohio.

Hopefully the coach will be a little more specific in the future when he calls for the runs.