When did sailor moon gain an extra 100lbs?

Of course I don't. I have built up a natural immunity, strengthened by nuts, berries, vitamins, and regular sessions with an E-meter. I'd like to see the Autism virus try to penetrate the defenses of my temple.

I know they look funny now, but who's going to be laughing in 3 weeks when these guys are the only players left that haven't been forced into early retirement after catching Autism? These guys, that's who.

Last year David Aardsma (pitching for the Mets at the time) tweeted that his bed was stolen from his new apartment in New York (weird, right?). It happened after he blew a save, so I said if he blows one again I'm coming back for the dresser. He blew it that night, and blocked me.

Frankly, I don't trust any list that doesn't rank Cardinals fans as the most sensitive.

It's from Donald Sterling's deposition in 2003 (?)

The title of this article is beyond misleading. The NFLPA committed to paying millions of dollars towards the research hoping the NFL would pay it instead. The NFL said we'll pass and the NFLPA is welching on the deal. So this had nothing at all to do with the NFL.

Sajak: Let's get ready for another tossup:

When police arrived at his home, Weitzell tried to hide his cellphone and refused to cooperate with officers.

"God told him to stay at the airport and don't do anything, just stay there."

This hack is untrue. It does not work. Check out CrazyRussianHacker on YouTube. He demonstrates it's false. This hack makes ZERO sense. How on earth would water stop fat melting under heat? Fat melting away is why it shrinks.

Dear fundamentalist crazy people,

I know, right?! :D

Who would have guessed that the Magic the Gathering Online Exchange wouldn't be up to the task of being a reputable banking establishment?

If Gisele ever leaves him, Tom Brady and Wesley Iwundu would make a perfect couple.

Don't question this woman's feelings, she was pretty much raped and murdered.

NFL: "Nigger" is a bad word that drags us back to the days of slavery. Now step on this scale and run the 40 yard dash so we can measure your physical attributes and let rich white men decide where you get to live and work.

I'm pretty sure this chart's methodology is flawed. Kentuckians were just describing the science behind childbirth.

The Houston Astros have put in a trade offer due to Hank's peerless ability to take a dump in right field.