Don't worry, Richie, in twenty years you won't even remember this or your name.

This is the boot-lickingest corporate shilling I've seen in a minute. I hope it's factored into your bonus at Under Armor this year; you've earned it.

Pictured: What Sarah Palin Thinks Her Orgasms Look Like

Usually I spend the majority of the article looking for things to make jackass comments about. I got nothing this time. Really great article and insight into the pseudo-macho cliques that form around sports. You're not so bad, Loaf.

Geez, talk about an offensive lineman, amirite?!?!

I'm taking my car today to get some body work done and I'm using these exact strategies already for my repair work, so I can say that these are great tips.

You're responding to a point I never made; I never said he didn't deserve what happened to him. Also, I assure you that I'm not "forgetting" how disgusting, painful, and insensitive his actions were.

I'm looking for the part of my post where I both claim that what happened to Cooper was the "worst thing that can happen to someone" and argue that anything that Cooper went through should be considered "tragic", but I can't seem to find it.

"King, though, chose the bizarre route of defending Cooper from a non-existent group of people who want him dead, or at least exiled from professional football, for what he did."

The "technical issue" is that people might be reminded that the Simpsons was once the funniest and best-written show on TV instead of the sad old parody of itself it's become. Can't blame them really.

That's not really a secret, it was announced weeks ago.

Oh gurrl, Kerry Washington totally pregnant.

Mixed up ethnicities pretty much defines northeast Ohio.

BREAKING: Carl Pelini to run for Mayor of Toronto

It's all too real my friend...

At least buy a t-shirt or single ticket to a bros-only Blackout Foam party.

Boston Barstool is either a brilliant satire or the saddest website in existence.

I begrudgingly have to agree with Billy here. John Farrell made some horrible managerial decisions out there. You didn't see Bobby Valentine making those types of blunders in the World Series this year.

Seeing as it was a joke that set him off, doctors have ruled out the possibility that he was reading the Deadspin comments.

ya, but they got fucked up when she started blowin large black dudes

Dr. J: Oh yeah, I liked her, she gave good head. Whenever I needed a blowjob, all I had to do was show up at her house. One day though, she had all this metal shit on her busted teeth and I couldn't fit my dick in there. So I stuck it in the other place.