Finally, a legit excuse for him to not show up in October.

That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.

If I wanted lycopene that badly, I'd fuck a werewolf.

Its unfortunate that the jury won't get to see any of this because of the best evidence rule (it's not the best evidence; eyewitness testimonials or actual non-digital photograph would be better)

ironic he has to deny abortions through messages that are forced to be cut short.

Duke, USC, Notre Dame, Georgetown, Michigan, UCLA, Georgia Tech, Gonzaga, Boston College....

Just like Dwyane, she had someone else come in and do the heavy lifting.

RAYSISM IS THE WORST. NO MATTER WHAT FORM.

I would like to plaud Mr. Barkly for his very candid and insightful views. It must have been very hard for him to admit all of this as a man of black color, but he is clearly more intelligent then your average "athlete" (I believe he went to law school after graduation like my brother). What happened that night we…

Barkley's a lot smarter than people have given him credit for. For what it's worth, I think he's right on this issue. His frankness has gotten him criticized, but it has made him stand apart from other ex-athlete talking heads.

Wow, Chris Brown is gonna be hella disappointed when he finds out beating cancer isn't what he thinks it is.

This is going to be great as soon as you line up a few of Deadspin's favorite commenters.

[Bear watches crazy blonde woman make a fool of herself in front of TV camera]

There might be a giant hole in the stage but I'd like to see you find a convention center that can accommodate an event like BronyCon. And by accommodate, I mean, be at least 100 yards away from schools and playgrounds.

100% pilot error. He opted for a visual approach (confirmed via ATC) and ended up way short of the runway. He then flared to extend the approach a bit but lost speed and struck the tail WAY short of the lines. Pilot botched his landing BAD.

The guy went to Florida, genius. Where'd you get yours?

He went to UF...

Know who else has come across a lot of people in Boston? Rob Gronkowski.

You're ignoring the entire POINT of the case. The whole point of this - and what her attorneys argued - is that we should be moving towards class-based affirmative action, not race-based affirmative action.